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Hedgehogs must be the fashion influencers of the animal world. I mean, they've been rocking the spiky look way before it was cool. Other animals are probably taking notes like, "Should I add quills to my wardrobe this season?
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Hedgehogs must be the original influencers of the spiky hair trend. I can imagine other animals trying to copy their style, but they just end up looking like they stuck their paw in an electrical socket.
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Do hedgehogs have trust issues or are they just really good at self-defense? I mean, they see a shadow, and suddenly they're in full lockdown mode. It's like they're living in a constant state of paranoia.
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Hedgehogs are like the ultimate lawn care experts. Forget hiring someone to trim your hedges; just let a hedgehog loose in your garden. They'll have those unruly bushes looking sharp in no time.
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You ever notice how hedgehogs are the ultimate introverts of the animal kingdom? I mean, they've got their own built-in social distancing with those prickly quills. They're like, "Back off, I'm just trying to scroll through my hedgehoggram in peace!
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Hedgehogs are basically nature's fidget spinners. I mean, they roll up into a ball and start spinning. I can imagine them thinking, "Stressful day, just gonna roll away from my problems.
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Hedgehogs are the real-life Sonic the Hedgehog. You ever step on a Lego? That's nothing compared to stepping on a hedgehog. They've got that ouch factor cranked up to level 1000.
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Hedgehogs are the unsung heroes of late-night snacks. I mean, they're out there snacking on insects while we're raiding the fridge for leftovers. Next time you're munching on chips at 2 am, just remember, a hedgehog is out there enjoying a bug buffet.
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Hedgehogs have this look on their faces like they're always surprised. Maybe it's because they just realized they're living in a world where people think pineapple belongs on pizza. I mean, I get it, but seriously, what's up with that?
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