4 Jokes For Heavy

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Updated on: Sep 18 2024

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Life is full of tough decisions, and sometimes, they sneak up on you like a ninja with a Rubik's Cube. The other day, I had to move some furniture around, and I thought, "I got this. No big deal." But then came the moment of truth: deciding which end of
Shopping bags have a secret life mission: to test your strength and make you question your life choices. You walk into the store, planning to grab a couple of things, and before you know it, your arms are hanging on for dear life.
I recently bought some groceries, thinking, "I
Have you ever had to share a bed with someone who claims to be a "heavy sleeper"? They make it sound like a superpower, but in reality, it's more like having a human-sized sack of potatoes next to you.
I once roomed with this guy who could sleep through a
You ever notice how gym equipment is like a puzzle? You walk in there, all confident, until you spot that one machine in the corner. You know, the one with all the pulleys, levers, and buttons. It's like a spaceship control panel, and I'm just standing there, looking at it

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