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I joined a heavy debate club, but it was too argumentative. Now I'm in a light-hearted discussion group!
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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me heavy vacation ads!
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I asked the ocean for a joke, but it just waved and said it had too much on its plate - and it's pretty heavy!
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I bought a new belt made of watches. It's a waist of time, and it's pretty heavy too!
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Why did the weight lifter bring a ladder to the gym? Because he wanted to take his workout to the next level!
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What's a skeleton's least favorite room in the house? The living room, because it's too heavy!
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My friend told me to embrace my mistakes. So, I gave them a bear hug, and now my mistakes feel pretty heavy!
Heavy Romantic Gestures
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I wanted to impress my date, so I decided to carry her over the threshold. Little did I know, the threshold was heavily guarded by my lack of upper body strength.
Gravity Check
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I tried to impress a crush by lifting a heavy weight at the gym. Turns out, the only thing I lifted was the eyebrows of the person next to me, wondering if I was having a stroke.
Heavy Sleeper Woes
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I'm such a heavy sleeper that when I finally wake up, my alarm clock apologizes for the disturbance. It's like, Sorry to interrupt your hibernation, sir. Please go back to snoring.
The Heavy Diner Dilemma
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My doctor told me to watch my weight, so now I only eat at restaurants with heavy curtains. That way, nobody can see the mountain of nachos I'm devouring.
Heavy Rain Dance
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I'm so heavy that when I try to dance, it looks less like a dance and more like a desperate attempt to escape quicksand. My friends call it the heavy rain dance.
Heavy Baggage at the Airport
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I recently traveled with a suitcase that was so heavy, even the baggage claim belt filed a complaint. It was like, Dude, give me a break. I'm not the Hulk.
Heavy Tech Support
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My computer crashed, so I called tech support. They asked, Is it a heavy issue? I said, Well, the weight of my frustration might crash the entire customer service system.
Heavy Comedy Workout
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They say laughter is the best medicine, so I joined a comedy gym. Now, instead of lifting weights, I'm lifting the heavy burden of making people laugh. It's a real workout for my self-esteem.
Heavy Diet Strategy
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I'm on a heavy diet, but it's not working. My scale is playing mind games with me. It says, Congratulations, you've lost 10 pounds! I'm like, Yeah, I also lost my will to trust you.
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