5 Jokes For Heavy

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Updated on: Sep 18 2024

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Packing for a Trip

The struggle of fitting everything into a suitcase and dealing with luggage weight limits.
The airlines say there's a weight limit for luggage, but they never said anything about the emotional weight of leaving behind your favorite pair of shoes. It's a baggage within baggage situation.

Ironing Clothes

The tedious task of ironing and the constant battle with wrinkles.
Tried to impress my date by ironing my shirt. She asked if I was starting a forest fire with all the smoke coming out of the iron. I guess I'm more of a wrinkle creator than a wrinkle eliminator.

Carrying Groceries from the Car to the House

The struggle of making it in one trip.
Ever notice how you turn into a superhero when you're carrying all the grocery bags in one trip? Yeah, my superhero name is Captain Can't-make-a-second-trip.

Heavy Traffic

Dealing with traffic jams and slow-moving vehicles.
Traffic is so bad in my city that they've started selling "I survived the morning commute" t-shirts. I bought one, but I had to take out a second mortgage to afford it.

Weight Watcher's Anonymous Meeting

Trying to lose weight while being surrounded by tempting snacks.
I joined Weight Watchers, but it feels more like a support group for people who are in a committed relationship with pizza.

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