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What do you call the head girl who tells the best jokes during her speech? The class clown-president!
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Why did the head girl take a calculator to her speech? To address the square roots of the problems in the school!
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Why did the head girl bring a backpack to her speech? She wanted to make sure she carried the weight of everyone's expectations!
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Why did the head girl bring a map to her speech? Because she wanted to navigate her way through all the applause!
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What do you call the head girl who loves to sing during her speech? A note-worthy leader!
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Why did the head girl bring a ladder to her speech? Because she wanted to reach new heights in leadership!
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Why did the head girl bring a pencil to her speech? In case she needed to draw more attention to herself!
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Why did the head girl wear sunglasses during her speech? She wanted to block out the haters and shine brighter than the spotlight!
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The head girl's speech was all about leaving a legacy. I just want to leave the lunchroom without anyone noticing I dropped my tray. That's my legacy – the ninja of cafeteria clean-ups.
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You ever notice how the head girl's speeches are filled with these grand ideas? I want to foster a culture of inclusivity. I just want her to foster a culture where the cafeteria pizza doesn't taste like cardboard with ketchup.
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The head girl said, I want to make this school a better place. Really? How about starting with the bathroom? It's like navigating a haunted maze in there. I need a map and a survival kit just to find the soap.
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The head girl said, I want to empower each and every one of you. I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't need empowerment. I need someone to teach me how to open my locker without looking like a lost raccoon.
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I love how the head girl talks about setting goals and reaching for the stars. My only goal is to make it through the day without accidentally calling my teacher Mom. That's my Everest.
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They made the head girl talk about time management. Meanwhile, I can't even manage to get to my first class on time. Maybe they should add a seminar on finding socks that match in the morning.
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The head girl said, We're all in this together. Yeah, until there's a group project, and suddenly, I'm doing all the work while everyone else is trying to figure out how to change the font on the PowerPoint.
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You know, I recently stumbled upon this so-called 'head girl speech.' I didn't know whether to be inspired or worried. I mean, who made the head girl the CEO of the school? Is she running a Fortune 500 company in between algebra and history?
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The head girl talked about the importance of communication. I'm just trying to figure out how she plans to improve communication when the only announcement I hear clearly is, Pizza day in the cafeteria!
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