7+ Best One Liners Jokes For hard liquor

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost two days already, and it's working like a charm!

I asked the bartender for advice. He told me to try bourbon. Now I'm even more confused, but with a smile!

I asked the bottle of whiskey how it was doing. It said, 'Aging well, thanks for asking!

I told my friend a joke about whiskey, but it went over his head. Guess he's on a higher proof of humor!

I told my wife I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!

I named my dog 'Five Miles' so I can say I walk 'Five Miles' every day!

I used to think whiskey was bad for me, so I gave up thinking.

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