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The Bartender
Dealing with demanding customers and their wild drink orders
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One guy asked for a drink so strong, I thought he was auditioning for a superhero role. "Can I get a drink that makes me fly but not too high, just like a tipsy sparrow?" Sure, let me whip up a "Sparrow's Buzz.
The Non-Drinker
Navigating social situations without partaking in hard liquor
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Non-drinkers have to be creative with excuses. "Why aren't you drinking?" "Oh, I'm on a new diet called 'Not Waking Up in Regret.'
The Designated Driver
Navigating the chaos of drunk friends while staying sober
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The hardest part of being the designated driver is explaining to your drunk friend why you won't let them take the wheel. "But I can drive better when I'm plastered!" Yeah, tell that to the traffic cone you just called a pedestrian.
The Drunk Philosopher
Trying to find deep meaning in every sip while intoxicated
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You know you're philosophically inclined when you say, "This vodka is a metaphor for the void within us." And everyone around you thinks, "I just wanted a good time, not an existential crisis.
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