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Why did the smartphone break up with the charger? It needed a shocking twist and a wireless connection to a happy ending!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of the uphill battle and just wanted a downhill ride to a happy ending!
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Why did the bicycle go to therapy? It had issues with its chain of thought and wanted to pedal towards a happy ending!
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Why did the tree go to therapy? It had too many branches of problems and wanted to leaf them behind for a happy ending!
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Why did the novel become a therapist? It wanted to help characters reach their own happy endings!
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Why did the pencil stay sharp? It wanted to draw its own path to a happy ending!
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Why did the romantic comedy go to therapy? It had commitment issues but always aimed for a happy ending!
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Why did the belt break up with the pants? It wasn't a good fit, and it wanted to cinch the relationship on a happy ending!
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Why did the pencil break up with the eraser? It wanted to write a new chapter with a happy ending!
Happy Endings and Dieting
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They say every diet has a happy ending. Well, I've tried so many diets that if I had a dollar for every happy ending, I could afford a lifetime supply of donuts. It's like my waistline is on a rollercoaster, and the only happy ending is when it finally stops going up!
Happy Endings and IKEA Furniture
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You ever notice how they promise a 'happy ending' when you assemble IKEA furniture? I'm just trying to figure out if they mean the furniture or my relationship. Because by the time I'm done with those confusing instructions, my partner's ready to pack their bags!
Happy Endings and GPS
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I love how my GPS promises a happy ending every time I reach my destination. It's like, thanks for the optimism, but have you seen the traffic I had to endure to get here? If that's a happy ending, I'd hate to see what a bad day looks like.
Happy Endings and New Year's Resolutions
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Every New Year's, we make resolutions for a happy ending to the year. By February, those resolutions are like, Happy Ending? More like a happy nap on the couch while eating a whole pizza. I guess my resolution should be to lower my expectations.
Happy Endings and Netflix
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Netflix always promises a happy ending after binge-watching a series. But let's be real, after investing weeks of my life into a show, if it doesn't have a satisfying conclusion, I'm ready to write a strongly-worded letter. I want closure, not cliffhangers!
Happy Endings at the DMV
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I recently had the pleasure of spending a day at the DMV. They say it's a happy ending when you finally get your license renewed. Well, after standing in line for hours and filling out more paperwork than a mortgage application, I felt like I deserved a ticker-tape parade. Move over, Disney World, the DMV is the new happiest place on Earth!
Happy Endings and Fast Food
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Fast food menus promise a happy ending, but when I open that greasy bag, it's like playing Russian Roulette with my taste buds. Is it the perfect meal or a culinary disaster? I guess that's the gamble we take for the pursuit of a fast-food happy ending.
Happy Endings and Online Shopping
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Online shopping promises a happy ending when your package arrives. But have you ever received a package that's the size of a small country and wondered what on earth you ordered? It's like Christmas, but with a hint of confusion and regret.
Happy Endings and Parenting
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Parenting is often portrayed as having a happy ending when your kids grow up. But right now, it feels more like a never-ending cycle of laundry, tantrums, and questioning my life choices. If this is the happy ending, I need a refund.
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