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You know, when people say, "It's not about the destination; it's about the journey," I can't help but think they're talking about trying to assemble IKEA furniture. Because if there's ever been a journey with a questionable happy ending, it's building a bookshelf that may or may not collapse under the weight of your reading habits.
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I was watching a documentary about animals, and it struck me – even in the animal kingdom, everyone's looking for a happy ending. It's like the lion just wants to be the king of the jungle, and the penguin is dreaming of a happily ever after on the ice. I guess we're all just wildlife with a Netflix subscription.
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You know, they always say life is like a movie, and I couldn't agree more. But have you ever noticed how we all secretly wish for a happy ending? I mean, I've watched enough films to know that real life needs a script doctor sometimes. Imagine having a script supervisor following you around, going, "Cut! Let's try that scene again, but this time, with more romance and fewer awkward moments.
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I was thinking about those fortune cookies the other day. Wouldn't it be great if life came with a fortune cookie that said, "You will have a happy ending, just be patient and maybe order dessert while you wait"? I'd order the whole dessert menu just to hedge my bets.
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The other day, I was in a coffee shop, and they were playing one of those acoustic, feel-good playlists. I thought, "This is nice; it's like my life has a soundtrack." But then I realized, where's my happy ending music? Can we get a string quartet in here to play some uplifting tunes whenever I conquer a challenge? "Congratulations, you paid your bills on time – cue the violins!
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I recently tried reading a self-help book about achieving a happy ending in life. It said, "Visualize your success." So, now, whenever I'm stuck in traffic, instead of getting frustrated, I'm visualizing myself winning the grand prize in a traffic jam talent show. Spoiler alert: my talent is making funny faces at fellow drivers.
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You ever notice how every romantic comedy has that "meet-cute" moment? I'm still waiting for my life to script one of those. Maybe I'll accidentally bump into someone at the grocery store, and as we both reach for the last avocado, our eyes meet, and cue the romantic background music. Or is that just how I imagine it every time I shop for produce?
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You ever notice how in fairy tales, they always talk about the "happily ever after"? But in real life, it's more like "happily for the next fifteen minutes until the next adulting crisis hits." I want a refund on my fairy tale – where's my warranty for a lifetime of happiness?
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I tried setting goals for myself, you know, like those life coaches recommend. I wrote down, "Achieve a happy ending." Then I realized, that sounds a bit too risqué for a life goal. So, I changed it to "Find joy in the little things." Now, every time I eat a donut, I'm like, "Look at me, achieving my life goals one sprinkle at a time.
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You ever notice how we all have that one friend who insists on finding a silver lining in every situation? You could be stuck in traffic, and they'll be like, "Well, at least it gives us more time to appreciate the artistry of road markings." I need that friend to narrate my life – turn every mishap into a quirky subplot with a happy resolution.
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