5 Jokes For Happy Ending

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 14 2025

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The Masseuse

The awkwardness of misinterpreted intentions
I asked for a happy ending during my massage, and the masseuse just said, 'Sure, here's your bill with a smiley face.' That's a different kind of relief, the relief that I have a job to go back to, I guess.

The Movie Critic

The disparity between expectation and reality
The movie I watched promised a happy ending. Turns out, it was a thriller where the villain finally succeeded. The only happy part was when I got up and left the theater.

The Book Club Member

Interpretation and surprise twists
In our book club, we debate what constitutes a happy ending. Some argue for marriage, some for self-discovery, and then there's that one person who just wants all the characters to get a dog.

The Fairy Tale Character

Unrealistic expectations versus real-life outcomes
The fairy godmother promised me a happy ending. Now, I'm just wondering how many mice and pumpkins I have to wrangle to get a refund.

The Relationship Counselor

Navigating conflicting desires and interpretations
I get asked a lot about happy endings in relationships. My advice? Start with a rom-com, add in some patience, sprinkle in compromise, and maybe, just maybe, you'll both get what you want.

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