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Hansel tried to make a sandwich, but he got lost between the layers of bread. He needed a 'breadcrumb' trail!
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Hansel thought about becoming a musician, but he couldn't find the right 'beet' for his bread songs!
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What did Hansel say when he found the gingerbread house? 'This is a sweet real estate deal!
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What did Hansel say to Gretel when she complained about his jokes? 'Don't be so crumby!
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Why did Hansel take a suitcase to the bakery? He wanted to pack his things and loaf!
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Hansel tried to make a bread pun, but it was half-baked. He kneaded more practice!
Hansel's Survival Show - 'Lost and Lunch'
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Hansel is pitching a new survival show called 'Lost and Lunch.' Contestants have to find their way out of the wilderness using only breadcrumbs, and if they make it, they get a sandwich at the end. It's like a foodie version of Survivor.
Hansel's Advice Column - 'Ask Hansel Anything (Except Directions)'
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Hansel started an advice column, but there's a disclaimer: Ask me anything, except how to get somewhere. His most common response is, Leave a trail of snacks, and hope for the best.
Hansel's GPS App - 'CrumbleMaps'
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Hansel is working on his own GPS app called 'CrumbleMaps.' Instead of turn-by-turn directions, it just says, Follow the breadcrumbs. I tried it, and now I'm lost in a bakery somewhere. Thanks, Hansel!
Hansel's Tinder Profile
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I saw Hansel's profile on Tinder. His bio says, Great at leaving trails, terrible at relationships. No surprise there! I can imagine his date nights involve getting lost in the restaurant and leaving breadcrumbs to find their table.
Hansel's Standup Comedy Special - 'The Lost Years'
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Hansel's doing standup now! His special is called 'The Lost Years.' He opens with, I got lost so many times, I made a career out of it. Spoiler alert: the punchline is somewhere in the middle of the show.
Hansel's Personal Motto
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I heard Hansel's personal motto is, Life is a journey, but I prefer a detour with breadcrumbs. Wise words, Hansel. Wise words. If life gives you breadcrumbs, make a trail!
Hansel's Career in Trail Blazing
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Hansel always complained about getting lost in the woods, but I think he missed his true calling. I mean, if you're good at leaving a trail, maybe he could have been a trailblazer! Instead, he's just famous for leaving a snack for birds.
Hansel's Breadcrumb Diet Plan
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I heard Hansel is coming out with a new diet plan - it's called the Breadcrumb Diet. You just sprinkle breadcrumbs everywhere you go, and if you can't find your way back, well, congratulations, you've lost weight! It's the only diet where getting lost is the goal.
Hansel's Failed Navigation App - 'Breadr'
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Hansel once tried creating a navigation app called 'Breadr.' It was a disaster. People ended up following breadcrumbs to dead ends, traffic jams in the middle of the forest, and one poor guy accidentally walked into a gingerbread house.
Hansel, the GPS Confused Gingerbread Man
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You ever notice how Hansel, from Hansel and Gretel, had the worst sense of direction? I mean, the guy gets lost in the woods with breadcrumbs! I can't trust a guy to navigate my way out of a paper bag, let alone a forest. If Hansel had a GPS, he'd probably end up in Candy Land instead.
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