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Gretel's Therapist
Coping with Hansel's trail of crumbs
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I suggested to Gretel that she should confront Hansel about his crumb problem. She said, "I tried, but he just said, 'I'm just leaving a trail of success.' I guess success, in his world, is measured in breadcrumbs.
The Forest Critters
Annoyed by Hansel's constant intrusion
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The forest critters are so fed up with Hansel. They said, "He thinks the woods are his personal Google Maps. Next thing you know, he'll be asking us for restaurant recommendations." I told them, "Better start a Yelp for woodland creatures.
The Witch's Perspective
Dealing with Hansel's gluten-free diet
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I offered Hansel an enchanted apple, and he said, "Is it organic?" I mean, come on, it's a magical apple, not Whole Foods. I didn't realize being a witch also meant being a nutritionist.
Hansel's GPS Voice
Being constantly misunderstood
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I tried to give Hansel helpful advice like, "In 500 feet, turn left." He responded with, "Is that towards the gingerbread house or the gluten-free bakery?" I'm like, "Buddy, can't you just follow the breadcrumbs?
The Gingerbread Man's Complaints
Feeling neglected because everyone talks about Hansel
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I asked Hansel if he could share some of the spotlight. He said, "Sure, take a bite of my fame." I didn't realize fame tasted so bland. Maybe that's why he's always looking for flavor in the woods.
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