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I once met a Hansel who was a personal trainer. I thought, "Well, of course, he knows the way to the gym. He probably leaves a trail of protein bars instead of breadcrumbs.
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You know you're talking to a real Hansel when he introduces himself, and you can't help but wonder if he has a secret stash of breadcrumbs in his pockets, just in case.
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If Hansel ever became a detective, he'd be the best tracker in the business. You'd just follow the trail of witty remarks and dad jokes, and you'd find the culprit in no time.
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I heard there's a Hansel who's a GPS voice. Instead of saying, "Turn left in 500 feet," he just whispers, "Follow the trail, my friend. Follow the trail.
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I met a guy named Hansel the other day. I asked him if he ever gets tired of people making witch-hunting jokes. He said, "Nah, it's all in good gingerbread fun.
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I wonder if there's a support group for people named Hansel. They could meet in a room filled with gingerbread-scented candles and share their experiences of living in the shadow of a fairy tale.
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Imagine if Hansel became a motivational speaker. "In life, my friends, always leave a trail of positivity, not breadcrumbs. Unless you're trying to find your way back to the kitchen, then breadcrumbs are perfectly acceptable.
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I have this theory that every Hansel secretly dreams of having a candy house. It's like their lifelong ambition is to turn their home into a gingerbread palace with a sign that says, "No witches allowed.
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Have you ever noticed that when someone says "Hansel," you instinctively expect them to follow it up with "and Gretel"? It's like they're the dynamic duo of getting lost in the woods.
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