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My handicapped friend started a bakery. He kneaded the dough like a pro!
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Why did the handicapped computer apply for a job? It had outstanding 'accessibility skills'!
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Did you hear about the handicapped mathematician? He could always count on his fingers!
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I have a handicapped friend who's a pro at fencing. He always has a good point!
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I knew a handicapped guy who loved playing cards. He always had an ace up his sleeve!
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Why did the handicapped musician become a conductor? He knew how to orchestrate a fantastic performance!
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I have a handicapped friend who's a magician. He always disappears when you least expect it!
The Handicapable Hustle
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You ever notice how handicapped parking spaces are always the closest to the entrance? I'm starting to think they're not there for people with disabilities; they're just reserved for those of us with a talent for finding the best spots.
Wheelchair Races, Anyone?
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I saw a sign that said, Do not use the elevator in case of fire. Great, now not only do I have to worry about flames, but I also have to beat everyone in a wheelchair race down the stairs. It's the Paralympics, but with a fiery twist.
Parallel Parking, Olympic Sport
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Parallel parking is like a sport in my city. I've seen people struggle for minutes. Meanwhile, my friend in a wheelchair just slides right into that spot like he's training for the Handicapable Parallel Parking Olympics.
The Stairway to Nowhere
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I always get nervous when I see a sign that says, Stairs out of order. I mean, where do they lead? The stairway to nowhere? Are they secretly a portal to a dimension where people just endlessly climb and descend stairs for eternity?
Handicapable High Five
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I tried to give a high five to a guy in a wheelchair, but we had a bit of a height difference issue. It turned into a weird game of wheelchair limbo, trying to find the perfect high-five equilibrium. We ended up with a fist bump. Nailed it!
Rocking the Ramp
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Why do we call them wheelchair ramps? They should be called speed bumps for everyone else. It's like nature's way of saying, Hey, take a break and enjoy the scenic route while the wheelchair zips past.
The Perks of Limbo
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I met a guy in a wheelchair who said he never has to worry about getting stuck in limbo. I guess if you're already at ground level, limbo just becomes a casual stroll.
Accessible Escape Plans
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My friend in a wheelchair told me he has a foolproof plan for escaping any awkward situation. He just says, Well, looks like I've got to roll out of here. And suddenly, he's gone. It's the ultimate exit strategy.
Handicapable Pickup Lines
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I overheard a guy in a wheelchair using a unique pickup line: Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you. Well, at least he's rolling with confidence.
Accessible Ambitions
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I saw a guy in a wheelchair apply for a job at a construction site. When asked if he had any experience, he replied, I've been rolling with life's ups and downs for years. They hired him on the spot. Now he's the foreman, ensuring everyone is on a level playing field.
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