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Have you ever accidentally parked in a handicapped spot, and you come back to find people giving you the stink eye? I always feel the need to explain, "No, I'm not lazy; I just have an overactive autopilot when it comes to parking.
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Handicapped bathroom stalls – they're like the first-class cabins of public restrooms. You walk in, and there's all this extra space, fancy handrails, and you start to feel guilty like you accidentally upgraded to the luxurious restroom experience.
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I accidentally parked in a handicapped spot once, and when I realized it, I felt so guilty that I started limping on my way out of the car, hoping it would somehow make up for my parking transgression. Spoiler alert: it didn't.
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Have you ever noticed how people transform into parking spot vultures when someone starts packing up their car in a handicapped spot? It's like they've never seen someone load groceries before. You'll witness an entire crowd pretending to be busy, but really, they're just waiting for the perfect moment to swoop in.
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You know you've become an adult when you get genuinely excited about finding a parking space. And if it's a handicapped spot, you practically feel like you've won the lottery. "Jackpot! Front row seats to the grocery store!
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Have you ever noticed that finding a regular parking space is like trying to find a needle in a haystack, but as soon as you pull into a shopping center, suddenly you're surrounded by more handicapped spaces than you knew existed? It's like the parking lot is challenging me to a game of "Find the Regular Spot.
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Handicapped ramps – the original skateboard ramps for kids who grew up in the suburbs. You'd see that slight incline, and suddenly your little brother is attempting Tony Hawk tricks on his Razor scooter.
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Ever notice how the person who designs handicapped bathroom stalls has never had to squeeze their way around an oversized stroller while trying to unlock the door? It's a puzzle only a contortionist could solve.
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Handicapped parking spots are like the VIP section for cars. I park there, and I half-expect a bouncer to show up and ask, "Do you have a reservation?" I just hope they don't make me parallel park my way into the club.
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