5 Handicapped Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 11 2025

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The Overly Helpful Friend

Trying to assist a handicapped friend but accidentally making things more complicated.
I thought I'd surprise my friend by upgrading their wheelchair to one of those fancy electric ones. The first day, they got a speeding ticket in a no-parking zone. I guess the authorities weren't ready for the Fast and Furious: Wheelchair Drift.

The Accessible Dating Dilemma

Navigating the world of dating with a disability.
I tried online dating and put in my bio, "Looking for someone who accepts me for who I am." Got a message saying, "I accept you, but can you accept my ex who's still in the picture?" I replied, "Can they at least move to the background?

The Accessible Traveler

Dealing with the challenges of accessible travel.
I went on a road trip with friends, and they were worried about my wheelchair fitting in the trunk. I said, "Don't worry, it's like assembling IKEA furniture. A few twists, turns, and strategic maneuvers, and we're good to go.

The Job Interviewer

Conducting a job interview for a candidate with a disability, trying not to say something unintentionally awkward.
During an interview, I complimented a candidate on their adaptive technology. I said, "Your screen reader is impressive." They replied, "Well, I need it to avoid hearing your terrible elevator music on the hold line.

The Accessible Gym-Goer

Navigating the world of fitness as a handicapped individual.
At the gym, someone asked me, "Do you even lift?" I said, "Sure, I lift my spirits every time I conquer a flight of stairs.

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