17 Jokes For Han Solo

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Updated on: Jul 02 2025

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What did Han Solo say to his messy co-pilot? 'Clean up your Wookiee mess!
What's Han Solo's favorite dance move? The Millennium Shuffle!
What's Han Solo's favorite board game? Monopoly, because he always wants to own the 'Solo' properties!
Why did Han Solo apply for a job at the bakery? He heard they had the best 'rolls' in the galaxy!
How does Han Solo like his coffee? On the dark side!
What do you call it when Han Solo takes a nap? A parsec siesta!
How does Han Solo stay in shape? He does Wookiee-cises!

Han Solo's Style

You ever notice how Han Solo walks? It's like he's trying to impress someone but also not sure if he left the oven on in the Millennium Falcon.

Solo's Negotiation Skills

Han Solo's negotiation tactics: Give me more money or I'll introduce you to my hairy friend. Classic Solo!

Han's Fashion Choices

Han Solo might be a great pilot, but his fashion sense is questionable. I mean, who pairs a vest with a holster? It's like he's ready for a space rodeo!

Millennium Falcon's Speed

The Millennium Falcon is the fastest ship in the galaxy, they say. But have you tried getting Wi-Fi on it? It's like using dial-up in 1995!

Chewbacca's Complaints

Chewbacca and Han Solo are the ultimate odd couple. One's a hairy creature that growls, and the other is Chewbacca!

Relationship Goals with Leia

You think Han Solo and Princess Leia ever argued about whose turn it was to refuel the Millennium Falcon? I saved you from the Death Star! Yeah, but I filled the tank!

Solo's Swagger

Han Solo walks into a cantina like he owns the place. I mean, with that swagger, you'd think he'd at least have a VIP parking spot for the Falcon.

Lando's Jealousy

Lando must've been jealous of Han Solo. I mean, owning the Millennium Falcon is cool, but having Chewbacca as a co-pilot? That's next-level friendship goals.

Solo's Legacy

In a galaxy far, far away, Han Solo is remembered as a legend. In this galaxy? He's that guy who never learned to use his turning signal on the interstate.

Falcon's Maintenance

The Millennium Falcon might be fast, but let's be real. That thing breaks down more often than a 1980s VCR.

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