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Han Solo's Cooking Instructor
Teaching Han to cook beyond canned beans
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I suggested he expand his culinary skills. He said, "I've made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. I don't need to make a soufflé." I said, "Han, the Force won't save you from a burnt soufflé!
Stormtrooper on Han Solo Duty
Trying to capture Han and failing miserably
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We tried to set a trap for Han, but it backfired. He walked in, said something sarcastic, and suddenly we were all questioning our life choices. "Do I really want to work for the Empire? Maybe I should pursue a career in moisture farming.
Han Solo's Therapist
Dealing with Han's commitment issues
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Han's idea of a long-term commitment is when he says, "I love you," and Princess Leia responds with, "I know.
Han Solo's GPS Voice
Dealing with Han's constant detours
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Han's favorite command? "Chewie, punch it!" I keep telling him, "Han, 'punch it' is not a recognized navigation command. It's not a button on the Millennium Falcon dashboard!
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