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Trick-or-Treating with the Overeager Dad
Dad overly excited about Halloween
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My dad insisted on dressing up as a scarecrow for Halloween. I told him, "Dad, you're scaring the crows away, not the trick-or-treaters." He said, "Well, someone's got to protect the pumpkin patch.
Dad's DIY Halloween Decorations
Dad's questionable crafting skills
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Dad insisted on making a homemade ghost costume. It looks less like a ghost and more like Casper after a bad hair day. I said, "Dad, maybe leave the costume designing to the professionals next time.
Dad and the Haunted House Enthusiast
Dad takes the haunted house too seriously
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My dad got carried away with the spooky atmosphere. The doorbell rings, and he answers it in a mummy costume, saying, "You've disturbed the ancient curse!" The poor kid just wanted a Kit Kat, not a curse from ancient Egypt.
Dad, the Costume Consultant
Dad overly involved in choosing costumes
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Dad tried to make a DIY superhero costume for me. I looked more like a budget Power Ranger. I said, "Dad, I appreciate the effort, but I don't think I'll be saving the world with a cardboard sword and a cape made from an old bedsheet.
Dad, the Candy Negotiator
Dad controlling the candy distribution with military precision
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Dad handed out raisins instead of candy. A kid complained, and my dad said, "It's a healthy alternative!" The kid replied, "I'd rather take my chances with the ghosts and goblins, thanks.
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