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I told my friend I can make a halal salad. He asked, 'What makes it halal?' I said, 'No pork-chops!
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I tried to make a halal smoothie, but it just wasn't blending well. Turns out, my blender had 'beef' with the ingredients!
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I accidentally used cinnamon instead of cumin in my halal dish. It was a curry-ous mistake!
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I told my friend I was going to start a halal bakery. He said, 'That's a roll model profession!
Halal Fitness
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I decided to embrace a halal lifestyle and even joined a halal gym. Turns out, the only exercise they offered was lifting prayer rugs for extra blessings. Now, I've got the holiest biceps in town.
Halal Confessions
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I tried to impress my date by taking her to a fancy restaurant with a halal menu. Little did I know, reading a halal menu feels like trying to decode ancient hieroglyphics. It's like, Excuse me, waiter, can you translate this into 'I'm not a culinary expert, but I'm trying' for me?
Halal Speed Dating
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I heard they're introducing halal speed dating. Can you imagine that? Excuse me, sir, I'll need to see your halal dating license before you proceed to flirtation. It's like they're turning romance into a religiously sanctioned race.
Halal GPS
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I need a halal GPS for my life because I keep making wrong turns. I can imagine it now, In 300 meters, turn right for a halal snack. If you miss it, don't worry, there's repentance at the next U-turn.
Halal Daydreams
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I daydreamed about a halal superhero the other day. His power? Instantly converting any food into its halal version. Imagine the slogan: Faster than a speeding fatwa, able to leap dietary restrictions in a single bound!
Halal Hilarity
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You ever notice how the word halal sounds like something you'd say when you finally find the remote after an hour of searching? Halal! There it is! I swear, halal should be the official catchphrase for finding lost things.
Halal Humor
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I tried telling a halal joke the other day. It went like this: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other halal restaurant! The only problem was, nobody laughed. I guess my humor needs a halal certification too.
Halal in Hollywood
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Hollywood is even jumping on the halal bandwagon. I saw a movie advertised as halal-friendly, and I thought, Finally, a film where the plot doesn't involve someone stealing a forbidden fruit. It's like they're making movies for the righteous and the restless.
Halal Fashion
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I bought a halal wardrobe to stay in line with my new lifestyle. Now, my clothes are so modest, even my socks cover their ankles. Fashion tip: if your socks are showing too much leg, it's time for a wardrobe intervention.
Halal Technology
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You know the world is changing when even technology is getting halal certified. I recently saw a smartphone with a halal mode. I don't know what that means, but I assume it's for when you accidentally open a forbidden app, and it says, Are you sure you want to proceed to hell? Confirm or cancel?
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