7 Jokes For Halal

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Updated on: Jun 24 2025

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I asked the butcher for a joke while he prepared my halal meat. He said, 'Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
I accidentally dropped my halal cookbook in the blender. Now it's a smooth recipe!
Why did the halal chicken go to therapy? It had too much cluck-up stress!
What's a halal chef's favorite game? Spice Invaders!
What do you call a halal comedian's favorite dish? Stand-up curry!
Why don't halal chefs ever get angry? They always keep their cool in the kitchen!
Why did the halal chef take a ladder to work? Because he heard the job was 'uplifting'!

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