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Why did the guy bring a flashlight to the party? Because he wanted to lighten up the mood!
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Why did the guy bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the guy bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the guy bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the guy put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets!
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Why did the guy bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the guy break up with his calendar? He felt like his days were numbered.
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Why did the guy bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the guy bring a map to the party? Because he wanted to find a way to be less lost in life!
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Why did the guy bring a pencil to the party? Because he wanted to draw attention!
The Jerk Decoder
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Ever needed a manual to understand a guy being a jerk? When a guy says 'I'm just being honest,' it's basically a jerk-to-English translation for 'I'm about to say something really rude.'
The Jerk's Guide to Romance
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Guys being jerks think they’re smooth operators when it comes to dating. Hey, babe, are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got 'fine' written all over you... and I'd like to dispute it.
The Jerk’s Playlist
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Guys being jerks have their own soundtrack. Their anthem? 'I Did It My Way'... with a chorus of 'and I didn't care who I annoyed along the way.'
Jerk Whisperers
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You know those guys who think they know everything? They’re like walking encyclopedias of jerk knowledge. 'Actually, bro, let me mansplain why I’m right and you’re wrong.'
Jerk Level: Expert
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Some guys reach expert level in being a jerk. They’re like, 'I can make a room uncomfortable faster than a soggy handshake.'
Jerkonomics 101
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Guys being jerks have their own economy. I overheard these guys negotiating over paying for a round of drinks. They were more tight-fisted than a corporate budget meeting.
Jerk Tech Support
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Imagine if there was tech support for guys being jerks. Press 1 if you want to escalate an argument unnecessarily. Press 2 if you want to mansplain your way out of trouble.
The Jerk Olympics
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Guys trying to out-jerk each other is like a sport. I saw two dudes arguing over who got the last slice of pizza. They were closer to a gold medal in jerkiness than any Olympian I've seen.
Jerks Anonymous
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You ever notice how some guys should be in a support group called Jerks Anonymous? Hi, I'm Dave, and I cut in line at the supermarket just to buy a pack of gum.
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