5 Jokes About Guys Being Jerks

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Updated on: Jul 20 2024

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I asked the guy if he believes in karma. He said, 'I do – that's why I always steal the last slice of pizza.

I asked the guy if he believed in love at first sight. He said, 'No, but I believe in apologies after the first fight.

What do you call a guy who's always late? An absolute 'time-waster.

I asked the guy if he believes in ghosts. He said, 'Only the ones who ghost me after borrowing money.

I asked the guy if he believes in second chances. He replied, 'I believe in third, fourth, and fifth chances – especially with borrowed money.

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