5 Jokes About Guys Being Jerks

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Updated on: Jul 20 2024

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The Office Colleague

Coping with guys who steal your lunch from the office fridge
They say sharing is caring, but when it comes to my sandwich in the office fridge, caring is just a fantasy novel. I didn't realize "The Hobbit" was about my lunch break!

The Gym Trainer

Dealing with guys who hog all the gym equipment
There's always that one guy who's lifting weights like he's auditioning for a Marvel superhero role. Dude, you're not Thor; you're just sore.

The Movie-Goer

Dealing with guys who talk loudly during movies
There's always that one guy who gives a live commentary during the film. I'm just waiting for him to pop up on screen at the end and say, "And that's a wrap on ruining the movie!

The Roommate

Living with guys who never clean up after themselves
I tried leaving subtle notes around the apartment, like "Clean up after yourself." It's been a week, and now I'm writing notes like, "Help, I'm trapped in a dirty kitchen!

The Coffee Shop Regular

Dealing with guys who take forever to order at the coffee shop
There's a special place in coffee hell for guys who customize their order to the point where it's unrecognizable. "I'll take a triple-shot, half-caf, soy, no foam, extra hot, vanilla latte." Dude, you just ordered a coffee identity crisis!

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