8 Jokes For Guy Walks Into A Bar

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Updated on: Sep 21 2024

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So, a guy walks into a bar and sees a dog playing chess. Impressed, he asks the bartender, 'Is he any good?' The bartender replies, 'He's better at chess than fetching.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a vodka and emotions. The bartender asks, 'Straight up or with a twist?' He replies, 'Just pour them on the rocks.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a double entendre. The bartender gives him a sly look and says, 'You already know what you're getting, don't you?
I asked the guy at the bar if he believes in love at first sight. He said, 'Absolutely, that's why I keep coming to this place.
A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, 'Wow, where did you get that?' The parrot replies, 'In the jungle, there are plenty of them.
A guy walks into a bar with a duck under his arm. The bartender says, 'Where did you get that?' The duck replies, 'I won him in a poker game. Got any bread?
A guy walks into a bar and orders a cheeseburger. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food.' The guy replies, 'That's okay; I brought my own bun.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money labeled 'Leave your problems here.' He takes all the money and leaves a note, 'I'll take my problems on the rocks, please.

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