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A guy walks into a bar, and there's a group of people playing trivia. He confidently joins in, and the question is, "What's the capital of Belgium?" He looks around and whispers, "Is it beer?" Well, at least he's on theme.
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So, a guy walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" I mean, seriously, is that the best line you've got? I guess the bartender moonlights as a stand-up comic between pouring drinks.
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Have you ever noticed how every guy walking into a bar suddenly becomes a detective? He's scanning the room like he's on a mission to find the meaning of life. Dude, it's just a bar, not a crime scene.
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water. Yeah, a water! I didn't even know they served that here. It's like bringing a salad to a pizza party – you're technically invited, but everyone's giving you side-eye.
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So, this guy walks into a bar, and there's a sign that says, "Free Wi-Fi." He immediately pulls out his phone and starts checking the signal strength. I guess the real question is, who goes to a bar for the Wi-Fi? Did he come for the drinks or the bandwidth?
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So, a guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Karaoke Night." He gets excited, grabs the mic, and starts singing like he's auditioning for a talent show. Newsflash, buddy – this isn't "The Voice," it's just a bunch of people trying to drown their sorrows in harmony.
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I witnessed a guy walk into a bar with a shirt that said, "Life is short." I thought, "Is he here for a philosophical discussion or just a quick shot of tequila?" Either way, he's got his priorities straight.
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A guy walks into a bar and sees a group of friends playing darts. He decides to join them but throws the dart backward. I guess he's aiming for the element of surprise. Or maybe he's just practicing for a career in reverse sports – coming soon to ESPN 8.
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I saw a guy walk into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. I thought, "Wow, this guy is either a pirate or just really bad at following social cues." I mean, I love a good happy hour, but I draw the line at bringing my pet zoo.
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