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The Drunk Philosopher
Trying to find deep meaning in a bar setting
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There's always someone who thinks they're a genius when they're drunk. He tells me, "The secret to happiness is at the bottom of this glass." I said, "Well, you better order another round just to be sure.
The Regular Customer
Trying to keep things interesting in a familiar place
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There's always that one guy who thinks he knows everything about the bar. He said, "I bet I can name every cocktail you have." I handed him a blank menu and said, "Go ahead.
The Designated Driver
Being the only sober person in a sea of drunken chaos
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There's always that one friend who insists on being the responsible one. He says, "I'm the designated driver," and the entire bar looks at him like he just claimed to be an alien.
The Bartender
Dealing with a customer who thinks they're hilarious
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This one guy tried to impress everyone with a magic trick. He said, "Watch me make my money disappear." I said, "You're not the first one tonight.
The Karaoke Enthusiast
Trying to convince people that they are the next big singing sensation
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There's always that one person who thinks they're a rock star. He told me, "I want the spotlight and a smoke machine." I gave him a flashlight and told him to stand near the bathroom.
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