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Why did the gurney become a comedian? Because it had a knack for rolling out the laughs!
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Why did the gurney get a job at the hospital? It wanted to be the 'bed'-rock of the team!
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Why did the gurney enroll in comedy school? To learn how to 'wheel'-y crack people up!
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Why did the gurney win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
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Why was the gurney such a good listener? Because it had a bed-side manner!
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Why was the gurney so confident? Because it knew it could 'roll' with the punches!
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Why did the gurney refuse to play cards? Because it didn't want to deal with the shuffle!
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Why did the gurney apply for a job in the circus? It wanted to be a 'wheely' good performer!
Gurney Grooves
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I swear, if gurneys came with a soundtrack, it'd be a mix of elevator music and the Mission Impossible theme song. Because every ride feels like a secret mission to find the best hospital pudding!
The Great Gurney Gambit
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You ever notice how hospitals always have these gurneys that look like rejected roller coasters? One minute you're lying down, the next, you're on the wildest ride of your life with an IV pole as your seatbelt!
Gurney Giggles
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They say laughter is contagious, but have you ever tried sharing a gurney with someone? It's like a two-for-one comedy special, but instead of paying for tickets, you're paying with your dignity!
Gurney Glamour Shots
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Ever feel like a supermodel on a gurney? With those bright overhead lights, it's like you're prepping for a dramatic hospital-themed photoshoot. Tyra Banks would be jealous!
Gurney Games
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You ever try to race a gurney? It's the slowest race you'll ever be a part of, but the suspense is real! And the winner? Well, they get a one-way ticket to the X-ray room.
Gurney Gone Wild
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but have you ever tried holding in your giggles while being wheeled down a hallway on a gurney? It's like a mobile comedy club where you're the unwilling headliner!
The Gurney Diaries
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Every time I'm on a gurney, I can't help but think it's auditioning for a role in an action movie. Fast & Furious: ER Edition, where the gurney is the star and the patient is just along for the ride!
Gurney Gala
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Who needs a red carpet when you have a gurney? It's like walking into the Oscars, but instead of paparazzi, you've got doctors shouting medical jargon at you!
The Gurney Chronicles
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You know, gurneys are basically the Uber rides of the medical world. Except instead of rating the driver, you're just praying they don’t hit any speed bumps!
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