5 Jokes For Gurney

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 14 2024

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Hospital Staff

The struggle between making the patient comfortable and trying not to seem too excited about a gurney race.
Trying to keep a straight face while racing gurneys down the hall is our version of 'professionalism under pressure'.

Visitor's Perspective

Trying not to appear too fascinated by the hospital's gurney collection.
I came for the sick jokes, but I'm staying for the gurney test drives! Who knew hospitals had the best rides in town?

Patient's Perspective

The mix of relief and slight terror when being transported on a gurney.
Ever been on a gurney? It's like a roller coaster, except the only loop is when you forget if you paid your insurance.

Maintenance Crew

Balancing the urge to ride the gurneys in the empty hallways versus actually fixing them.
I spend all day fixing these gurneys, and yet, my biggest temptation is to take one for a joyride. It's like fixing cars in a race track's garage!

Hospital Administrator

Balancing the budget while dealing with requests for gold-plated gurneys.
There's a fine line between a medical facility and a gurney showroom with these 'upgrade' requests!

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