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What did Gru say when he finished his puzzle? 'It's complete, just like my despicable plans!
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Gru opened a bakery, but his cakes were always a little 'minion' undercooked!
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Why did Gru become a chef? Because he wanted to master the art of despicable cuisine!
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Why did Gru go to space? He heard it was the best place to find 'unmoon-ion' rocks!
Gru, the ultimate multitasker! He's so efficient, he can argue with himself and win...twice!
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Have you ever seen Gru arguing with himself? It's like a debate where both candidates are equally convinced they're right. It's a win-win situation for him, or should I say, a Gru-Gru situation!
Gru's debates are so intense, I heard they're used as white noise machines to help people fall asleep!
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When Gru starts a debate, it's like a lullaby for insomniacs. People tune in to his debates just to catch some Z's. Who knew conflict could be so calming?
Gru's arguments are like a maze – you might get lost in the middle, but you'll always end up at the exit feeling slightly confused yet oddly entertained!
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Listening to Gru argue is like navigating through a maze. You might lose track of where you are in the middle, but eventually, you'll come out feeling a bit confused yet strangely amused. It's a journey, alright!
Gru once tried to argue with a mirror. Turns out, even reflections think he's right!
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Gru's confidence is at a whole other level. He argued with his mirror image, and guess what? The mirror agreed with him! It's like his own reflection said, Yeah, you're right, Gru!
Gru's arguments are like roller coasters - thrilling, a bit dizzying, and you'll find yourself screaming by the end!
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Listening to Gru argue is like being on a roller coaster. It's thrilling, a bit confusing, and by the end, you'll want to scream... or maybe you already are! Fasten your seatbelts for an argumentative ride!
Gru's so good at arguing, he could negotiate a peace treaty between cats and dogs. Or at least convince them to share the couch!
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If there's anyone who could bring peace between the eternal rivals, cats, and dogs, it's Gru. Or at the very least, he'd talk them into taking turns on the couch. Negotiation skills on point!
Gru's verbal battles are so fierce, I heard the dictionary uses his debates as examples for 'how not to compromise!'
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The dictionary had to update its entries after observing Gru's debates. They decided to use his arguments as prime examples for those instances where compromising is simply not an option. Talk about uncompromising!
Gru's arguments are like fine wine – they get better with age and leave everyone with a headache the next morning!
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Listening to Gru argue is an experience. It starts off with a sip of wit and ends with a headache. His arguments are like a fine wine, but beware of the hangover – the headache of trying to keep up!
You know, Gru's family dinners are something else. It's like a battle of wits meets a game of 'who can talk the loudest without breathing?'
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At Gru's family dinner, the only time you can talk is when you can outwit someone else's argument or hold your breath longer than the other person. It's like a showdown of intellect and lung capacity!
Gru once debated with a GPS. The GPS rerouted itself just to avoid arguing with him!
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Gru's debating skills are so intimidating that even a GPS didn't want to engage. It rerouted its path just to avoid getting into an argument. That's the level of persuasive power Gru possesses!
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