7 Jokes For Gru

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Updated on: Jun 27 2024

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Gru's New Year's resolution? To be 'minion' times more awesome!
Gru tried to start a band, but they only played one song – 'Despicable Beats'!
Gru went to the doctor complaining about back pain. The doctor asked, 'Have you been carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders?' Gru replied, 'No, just a bunch of minions!
Gru tried to be a gardener, but his plants kept saying 'banan-ugh'!
Why did Gru bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
Gru tried to become a magician, but his disappearing act always involved a lot of bananas and laughter!
Why did Gru bring a ladder to the comedy club? He wanted to reach the 'stand-up' audience!

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