10 Jokes For Gru

Observational Jokes

Updated on: Jun 27 2024

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Speaking of "gru," why does autocorrect insist on turning it into "grub"? I'm not discussing insects; I'm just trying to share my excitement about the latest Minions movie. No need to bring insects into this conversation, phone!
You know you're deep into the digital age when you can have a whole conversation using only "gru" memes. It's the modern-day hieroglyphics, folks, and we've unlocked the secret to expressing ourselves without words.
You know you're an adult when your idea of a thrilling Friday night is staying in and binge-watching "Gru's Greatest Moments" on the couch. Ah, the glamorous life of a responsible grown-up.
It's amazing how "gru" has become this universal symbol. Forget emojis; we should just communicate with pictures of that bald, big-nosed guy. Want to express frustration? Send a Gru face. Instant clarity.
You ever notice how every time you try to spell "gru" in a hurry, your phone auto-corrects it to "groovy"? I'm just trying to talk about the latest despicable supervillain, not planning a '70s disco party!
Why is it that the only time "gru" is an acceptable response to a text is when you're discussing animated movies or plotting world domination? It's like, "What's for dinner?" - "Gru." Works every time.
Have you ever noticed how your mood instantly improves when you see that little yellow icon with "gru" popping up on your screen? It's like a digital mood enhancer, and suddenly your day becomes despicably better.
Have you ever accidentally sent a "gru" meme to the wrong person? Awkward. Explaining to your boss that it wasn't a coded message about overthrowing the office hierarchy but just a hilarious Minions reference – that's a Monday morning conversation I never thought I'd have.
I recently found myself in a heated debate about the pronunciation of "gru." Is it like "groo" or "grew"? I mean, it's not like we're discussing the meaning of life, but it's essential to settle these linguistic disputes, right?
It's funny how "gru" has become a measure of time. "Oh, you'll be ready in 10 minutes?" Yeah, right, more like 10 Gru minutes, which could mean anything from 5 minutes to an hour. Time is relative when you're dealing with animated supervillains.

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