7 Jokes For Groucho Marx

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Updated on: Feb 10 2025

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I asked Groucho if he believes in ghosts. He said, 'Of course, I've been married three times!
I told Groucho I'm on a whiskey diet. He said, 'I lost three days last week!
I told Groucho I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. He said, 'I can't put it down!
Why did Groucho bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
Groucho's advice on relationships? 'Always marry someone who can make you laugh, especially when you're arguing!
Groucho tried to be a barber, but he couldn't cut it – the hair, or the jokes!
I asked Groucho for investment advice. He said, 'Buy low, sell Groucho!

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