5 Jokes For Groucho Marx

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Updated on: Feb 10 2025

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Groucho Marx as a Tech Support Guy

Groucho trying to troubleshoot technology issues with his comedic flair.
Groucho fixing a printer: "Why did the printer go to therapy? It had too many paper issues!

Groucho Marx as a Fitness Guru

Groucho promoting exercise with his unique comedic spin.
Groucho's fitness philosophy: "I asked the gym trainer if exercising could add years to my life. He said, 'Not necessarily, but it will add life to your years – especially if you stop eating those cookies!'

Groucho Marx as a Relationship Advisor

Groucho giving love advice with his unconventional humor.
Groucho's dating advice: "If you want to impress someone, take them to a horror movie. That way, when they cling to you in fear, you know it's a match made in heaven!

Groucho Marx at a Job Interview

Groucho trying to impress the interviewer with his unique sense of humor.
Groucho walks into the interview, hands the interviewer a mirror, and says, "I wanted to show you the person you've been waiting for!

Groucho Marx as a Restaurant Critic

Groucho critiquing food with his trademark wit.
Groucho complains to the chef: "The soup is so thin; I asked for seconds, and they gave me another bowl of air with a hint of broth!

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