7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For greek philosopher

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What did Epicurus say to his waiter? Don't bring me any 'trouble' on this plate!

Why did Diogenes never lose at hide and seek? He always found the 'light'!

How did Diogenes find out about people? He just 'barreled' into their lives!

How did Zeno order his pizza? He asked for it halfway done!

Why was Thales a great listener? He understood the 'waves' of communication!

How does a Greek philosopher say hello? He stoops to conquer!

Why was Heraclitus terrible at poker? Because he couldn't hold 'em, and he couldn't fold 'em!

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