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Socrates' Dating Woes
Socrates struggles with modern dating philosophy.
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Socrates went to a speed dating event, but he kept questioning the nature of time and whether a few minutes could truly define a connection. Needless to say, he left single and contemplating the relativity of relationships.
Aristotle's Fitness Journey
Aristotle attempts to understand the concept of a "gym routine."
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Aristotle tried a high-intensity workout and asked the trainer about the "end goal" of all the sweating. The trainer said, "To reach your full potential." Aristotle replied, "Ah, the actualization of the self, I've written about that!
Diogenes' House Hunt
Diogenes, the cynic philosopher, is struggling to find an honest real estate agent.
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Diogenes visited a "cozy fixer-upper" that turned out to be a collapsing shack. When he questioned the agent, they said, "Well, everything is subjective, isn't it?" Diogenes replied, "Yes, but I prefer my ceilings to be objectively above my head.
Heraclitus' Comedy Club
Heraclitus, known for the doctrine of constant change, struggles to enjoy a stand-up comedy show.
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Heraclitus watched a stand-up special on TV and said, "You can't binge-watch the same comedian, for you will be forever changed by the constant flow of laughter and existential reflection.
Plato's Social Media Dilemma
Plato grapples with the illusion of reality on social media.
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Plato tried to define the essence of a good profile picture. He concluded that a true representation of the self would involve candid shots with a background of messy philosophy books and maybe a stray philosopher robe.
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