6 Jokes For Grass Grow

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Updated on: Aug 02 2025

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The grass tried to start a band, but it couldn't find the right 'turf' for the music!
The grass had a job interview. It aced it by saying, 'I'm a lawn-abiding citizen!
The grass asked the gardener for a raise. It claimed it needed more green in its life!
Grass never tells a lie. It's always straight to the root of the matter!
Why did the grass apply for a job? It wanted to get to the root of the problem at work!
Why don't grasses ever get in trouble? Because they always stay out of treble and clef!

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