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I asked the grass if it was feeling down. It replied, 'No, I'm just a little 'mulch' better!
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Why did the grass always succeed in business? Because it had deep roots in the market!
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What did one blade of grass say to another at the party? 'I like your cut!
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I accidentally stepped on the grass. It didn't cry, but I heard it's plotting its revenge – a 'lawn' suit!
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I wanted to be a professional gardener, but I couldn't stand the 'cut-throat' competition!
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I'm convinced that grass has a secret society. Ever notice how it whispers to each other when the wind blows? I bet they're planning world domination one lawn at a time.
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You know you're an adult when you start discussing grass varieties with your neighbors. 'Oh, you've got Kentucky Bluegrass? That's cute. Mine's a blend of existential crisis and suburban conformity.'
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You ever notice how grass is like a green carpet for the Earth? Except, if my carpet grew at the rate grass does, I'd need a lawnmower the size of a monster truck!
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I asked my neighbor for some grass advice, and he started talking about nitrogen levels and soil pH. I was just hoping he had tips for keeping it green without me having to remember its birthday!
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Grass, the only thing on Earth that can confidently say it's always moving forward in life. I wish I had that level of motivation!
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Grass is like the introvert of plants. It quietly covers the ground, doesn't demand attention, and when you step on it, it screams, 'Get off my lawn!'
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Grass is the ultimate multitasker. It's a cushion for picnics, a hiding spot for bugs, and a constant reminder that you should've hired someone to mow your lawn weeks ago. It's basically nature's to-do list.
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I tried talking to my lawn to make it grow faster. Turns out, grass is not a good listener. It just sat there, being all 'photosynthesis' and not giving a blade about my problems.
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Grass is like the original 'bad hair day' champion. No matter how hard you try, it just sticks up in all directions, defying any attempt at a sleek, stylish look. Nature's bedhead.
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