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The Grass
The grass always seems to be growing at the most inconvenient times.
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I tried talking to my grass once, told it to chill out and stop growing so fast. You know what it said? Nothing. That's right, silent treatment. I guess I need to work on my communication skills with the lawn.
The Lazy Homeowner
The homeowner who just wants the grass to take care of itself.
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People talk about smart homes, but I just want a smart lawn. I want it to know when it's time to stop growing, maybe send me a notification like, "Hey, the grass is cool with this length. No need to break out the mower.
The Over-Achieving Neighbor
The neighbor who takes pride in having the perfect lawn and can't stand anyone else's unruly grass.
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You ever have a neighbor who mows their lawn at 7 AM on a Saturday, and you're just lying there thinking, "What did I do to deserve this wake-up call from the Lawnmower Symphony Orchestra?
The Environmentalist
The environmentalist who sees grass as both a friend and a foe.
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You ever think about how much gasoline we burn just to keep the grass in check? It's like the environment is saying, "I'll let you have the greenery, but you gotta sacrifice a few fossil fuels for it.
The Lawnmower
The lawnmower's perspective on the relentless grass growth.
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You ever feel sorry for your lawnmower? It's out there, working hard, and the grass is just laughing at it, growing back faster than it can cut. It's a never-ending battle – the struggle between man and lawn.
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