7+ Best One Liners Jokes For gore

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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

I asked my doctor if I could administer my own anesthesia. He said, 'Sure, knock yourself out.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I told my friend he should embrace his mistakes. He gave me a hug.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

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