5 Jokes For Gore

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 01 2025

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Zombie's Perspective

Dealing with the aftermath of a zombie apocalypse
Dating as a zombie is tough. I tried online dating, but all the profiles said, "Looking for someone with a good head on their shoulders." Well, sorry, I left mine in the fridge.

Butcher

Working with meat on a daily basis
The other day, someone asked me if I ever get tired of cutting meat. I said, "Nah, it's a slice of life.

Surgeon's Perspective

Dealing with gore in the operating room
The worst part about being a surgeon? I can't watch horror movies. People are terrified of ghosts, but I've seen what happens when you don't properly disinfect surgical tools.

Crime Scene Investigator

Investigating gruesome crime scenes
My dating profile says I have a passion for solving puzzles. Little do they know, those puzzles usually involve figuring out who left their fingerprints on the murder weapon.

Horror Movie Victim

Being constantly chased by monsters and killers
I thought I saw a ghost in my house. Turns out, it was just my reflection in the mirror after watching a really scary movie.

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