7+ Best Witty Jokes good night Jokes

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I asked my cat for a bedtime story, and it told me a tail of adventure and catnip dreams.

I told my computer I needed a good night's sleep. Now it won't stop sending me pillow advertisements.

I asked my bed for a good night's sleep, and it replied, 'Rest assured, I've got your back.

What do you call a vampire who loves bedtime? A count rest-ula!

I tried to write a bedtime story, but it was a nightmare.

I told my bed a joke, but it didn't find it funny. It just couldn't get comfortable with the punchline.

I told my alarm clock I need more sleep. Now it's snoozing on the job.

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