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Ever notice how the phrase "good night" has become more of a social contract than an actual wish for a restful evening? It's like, "Good night, and don't you dare text me past 10 PM.
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I recently realized that my definition of a "good night" has shifted from partying till dawn to successfully avoiding stepping on a Lego in the dark. Ah, the joys of adulting.
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Good night" is the only phrase that manages to simultaneously sound like a sweet farewell and a subtle warning. It's like the Swiss Army knife of nighttime salutations.
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You know you had a good night when you wake up and find your phone in the fridge. I mean, I guess my leftovers needed a selfie last night.
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Saying "good night" is like giving your brain a pink slip for the day. It's your way of telling your thoughts, "You're off the clock now, guys. No more working overtime on weird dreams or random song lyrics.
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You know you're an adult when a "good night" text from someone turns into a mini existential crisis. "What did they mean by 'good night'? Is it a commentary on my entire day? Are they secretly disappointed in my life choices?
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The concept of a "good night's sleep" is a bit ironic. I mean, I have to fight off monsters in my dreams, navigate through weird alternate realities, and then wake up and act like everything's normal.
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You ever wish people a "good night" and then spend the next 20 minutes wondering if you accidentally jinxed their sleep? Like, did I just curse them to have the weirdest dreams ever?
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Saying "good night" to someone these days is like giving them a receipt for the day. "Here's your confirmation that today has officially ended. No returns, no exchanges.
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