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Why did the goblin become a chef? Because he was great at goblin' up food!
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What did the goblin say when he won the lottery? 'I'm goblin' up that jackpot!
Goblin Dating Advice
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Goblins give the worst dating advice. They're like, If your crush doesn't respond to your texts, just cast a love spell. It's foolproof! Yeah, until you end up with a restraining order and a bunch of angry pigeons following you everywhere.
Goblin Life Crisis
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You ever notice how goblins always look like they're stuck between I want to eat your soul and I forgot to pay my taxes? I mean, talk about a serious identity crisis. If you see a goblin, just give them a hug - they're probably having an existential meltdown!
Goblin Fitness Regimen
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I heard goblins have a unique workout routine. It involves a lot of running—mostly from adventurers who mistake them for treasure-hoarding monsters. Cardio's essential when you're constantly dodging arrows and shouting, I'm just misunderstood, I swear!
Goblin Nightlife
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You know you're in a goblin club when the music's a mix of chanting and drumming on stolen pots. And the bartender? Well, let's just say their idea of a cocktail is something that glows in the dark and makes your hair stand on end. Party like it's the end of the world!
Goblin Cookery Show
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You know, goblins have their own cooking show. It's called Kitchen Catastrophes with Gob. Their signature dish? Surprise Stew. The surprise is you don't know whether you'll survive it or turn into a toad. Bon appétit!
Goblin Real Estate
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Ever wondered why goblins live in caves? It's not just because of the ambiance; it's also their way of avoiding high rent! I mean, who needs a mortgage when you can claim squatter's rights in a cozy, damp cave filled with bats?
Goblin Family Drama
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Goblin family reunions must be wild. You've got Uncle Snarg, who's always talking about conquering the world, Aunt Grizelda, who insists on teaching dark magic to the kids, and Grandma Mordella, who’s knitting cursed sweaters for everyone. Talk about dysfunctional!
Goblin Fashion Fiasco
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Do you know why goblins wear those torn, tattered clothes? It's not a fashion statement; it's a tactical move. They’re trying to convince the heroes that they’re so poor, they’re not even worth looting. Crafty little fashionistas, those goblins!
Goblin Tinder Troubles
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I heard goblins have their own version of Tinder. It's called Tindrrr because every swipe comes with a growl and a threat to steal your gold. Good luck finding love when your date's idea of a romantic dinner involves roasted rats and a dark cave ambiance!
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