5 Jokes For Goblin

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 26 2025

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Goblin Cooking Adventures

Attempting to follow a human recipe as a goblin.
The recipe called for a pinch of salt, but as a goblin, I thought, why not a handful? Now my dish is so salty it could be a new form of goblin currency.

Goblin Fitness Regimen

Trying to keep fit in a goblin-sized gym.
The gym instructor asked me if I knew how to do squats. I said, "Of course, it's the goblin mating dance!" Needless to say, I got some strange looks.

Goblin Dating Woes

Trying to find love in a goblin world.
Dating a goblin is like a game of poker. You think you've got a winning hand, but then they reveal their goblin quirks, and you're left wondering if you should fold.

Goblin Job Interviews

Landing a job as a goblin in the human world.
Trying to explain my goblin work ethic in a human job interview is tough. "Yes, I'm highly motivated, especially when there's shiny stuff involved.

Goblin Tech Support

Providing tech support as a goblin.
When someone asked me if I knew how to troubleshoot, I said, "I'm a goblin – troubleshooting is my middle name. Right after mischief and chaos.

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