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I was thinking about starting a goblin dating app. Swipe right if you're into collecting random objects, enjoy hiding in dark places, and have a passion for low-key mischief. We'd call it "GoblinMingle – Where Love and Larceny Meet.
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Goblins are the ultimate multitaskers. While you're busy fending off a dragon or dealing with a wizard, they're in the background pickpocketing you and rearranging your potions. It's like having a mischievous sidekick who's always two steps ahead.
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I asked a goblin for advice on time management, and he said, "Steal a clock from an old wizard. Time flies when you're on the run, and you'll never be late to a mischief meeting again!
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Goblins are like the freelancers of the magical world. No 9 to 5 for them; they're on their own schedule, popping up when you least expect it. It's like, "Sorry, Mr. Goblin, I didn't schedule a mischief appointment for today!
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I've come to the realization that goblins are the ultimate minimalists. They don't need a fancy castle or a haunted mansion – just a cozy little hideout with some stolen trinkets and a "Keep Out" sign. It's like Marie Kondo met a mischievous magical creature, and they decided, "Does this stolen jewel spark joy? Absolutely!
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You ever notice how goblins are basically the hoarders of the fantasy world? Dragons may have their treasure troves, but goblins are like, "I'll take that shiny spoon, this broken pen, and oh, look, a rubber duck! You never know when you might need it.
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You ever notice how goblins are like the invisible interns of the supernatural world? I mean, we've got ghosts haunting places, vampires with their dramatic entrances, and then there's the goblin quietly rearranging your sock drawer. It's like, "Thanks, but I was really looking for my car keys, not a perfectly matched set of socks.
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Goblins are the true environmentalists of fantasy worlds. Forget about climate change – goblins have been recycling stolen goods for centuries. Reduce, reuse, and re-steal – it's their motto.
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Goblins are the real estate agents of the supernatural realm. You'll be walking through a creepy forest, and suddenly a goblin pops up like, "Welcome to Goblin Realty, where every cave is a potential cozy home. Guaranteed to keep nosy adventurers out or your stolen belongings back!
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