7 Jokes For Get Ahead

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Updated on: Jun 13 2024

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Why did the pencil join a race? It wanted to get ahead of the curve!
Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? Because he knew how to get ahead in life without losing his head!
Why did the tomato turn to the mushroom for advice? It wanted to know how to get ahead in a saucy situation!
I wanted to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So, I decided to become a banker to get ahead with more dough!
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.' Always stay aware to get ahead in the reading game!
I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me vacation ads. It's really trying to get aHEAD of the situation!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. But you know what they do have? The determination to get ahead, bone by bone!

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