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I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it. You will eventually – just wait until you get ahead in time!
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I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did! I guess I need to find a better way to get ahead in the comedy business.
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I asked the barber if he could make me look like I'm always busy. He gave me a haircut and charged me double. Now I really look like I'm getting ahead in life!
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I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me vacation ads. It's really trying to get aHEAD of the situation!
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I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. Maybe I should have clocked how to get ahead in fashion instead!
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I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't gotten a gig yet, but we're trying to get ahead in the industry!
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