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Life advice: If you want to "get ahead," start by untangling your earphones. It's the small victories that lead to the bigger ones, like finding matching socks.
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They say you should dress for the job you want. Well, if that's the case, I'll be showing up to work in my pajamas until "getting ahead" includes a casual Friday every day.
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The key to success is to "get ahead," they say. But have you ever tried merging onto a crowded highway during rush hour? It's like trying to merge my dreams with reality – a lot of honking and not much progress.
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Getting ahead" in technology is having the latest gadgets, but I'm still trying to figure out how to use the fancy features on my microwave. Maybe once I conquer the kitchen, world domination is next!
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You ever notice how the phrase "get ahead" sounds so motivational, but when you're stuck in traffic, all you're thinking is, "I just want to get a little less behind"?
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Trying to "get ahead" in the morning feels like a battle with my snooze button. It's that moment when you're torn between success and five more minutes of sweet, sweet sleep.
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Trying to "get ahead" in life is like playing a game of Monopoly. You start with big dreams, but halfway through, you're just hoping you don't land on someone else's hotel.
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People always say you should "get ahead of the curve." Well, the only curve I'm consistently ahead of is the one in my appetite for pizza.
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I'm all for trying to "get ahead," but sometimes it feels like life is just a giant game of Whac-A-Mole, and my goals keep popping up in unexpected places.
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