8 Jokes For Gem

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Updated on: Jul 12 2024

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Why did the emerald break up with the ruby? It said it needed some space!
What do you call a gem that's a good storyteller? A gem-narrator!
Why was the gem always the life of the party? It knew how to rock it!
Why did the gem refuse to fight? It didn't want to take anyone for granite!
What do you call a gem that's a good singer? A rockstar!
Did you hear about the gem who became a detective? He was great at cracking cases!
Why did the sapphire break up with the diamond? It just couldn't handle the pressure!
Why was the opal upset? It felt like it was always in someone else's shadow!

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